How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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