Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Walk of Shame today included voting.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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