i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Shitshow foam night was such a success
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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