they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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