Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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