Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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