i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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