dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
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