Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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