She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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