His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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