I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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