Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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