Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I would fuck him just for his dog
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
