Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize