i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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