is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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