Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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