No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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