i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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