my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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