omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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