Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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