Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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