How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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