no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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