Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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