Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
ttyl tear gas
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Never joke about your clitoris.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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