i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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