Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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