Barsexuality is the new black.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Boobs are out for the taking
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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