I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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