im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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