Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
