Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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