i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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