If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
tell me about the eggs
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