I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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