Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I pour the whiskey from now on
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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