I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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