he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
It's shark week go big or go home
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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