remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
so much tequila, so little girl.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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