we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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