am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Randomize
