Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
soo... how was my night?
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