And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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