We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
At least life still wants to fuck me.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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