I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Dear god my vagina.
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