wake up i wanna do it froggy style
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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