he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
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