Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
God, I missed his penis.
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