so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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