we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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