Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
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