Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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