its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
is it fun? or sober?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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