I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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